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If I delete your number, you are basically deleted from my life

I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time

Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality…

I know I am impressive, so I don’t care about your opinion.

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Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!

Sometimes people a high five on the face with a Chair.

Talk is cheap. Till you hire a lawyer.

I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice

An unpleasant personality destroys a lovely face.

I would like to slip into something more valuable – like a coma.

The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.

If nothing was learned, nothing was explained.

Going to Macdonald for a salad is like moving to prostitute for a hug.

God is really imaginative, I mean…just look atm!!!

My attitude is based on how you approach me.

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Help stamp out, reduce and abolish excess!

Seen it all, done it all, can’t recognize most of it.

Always remember you are different, just like everyone else.

Everybody desires to shine, but no one wants to polish.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

I drive way too fast to bother about cholesterol.

The good things in life are unusual for you!

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80% of boys have girlfriends… Rest 20% are having the brain.

My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes eternity.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will discover a lot today.

A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can fall weight

Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.

A style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

Just wanted to say, you are as incompetent as “queue” in a “queue”.

A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t go everywhere till you change it.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

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Congratulations!!My tallest finger wants to give you a standing applause.

Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

If at first, you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Read books instead of reading my status!

Red meat is not bad for you. Misty green meat is bad for you.

I don’t have a solution, but I do value the problem.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing great.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude.

Everybody repeat after me: “We are all individuals.”

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of a newspaper.

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I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough

Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Sounds like it’s time to get that Enterprise established!

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.

Take my advice — I’m not using it.

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Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass … it’s about learning to dance in the rain!

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

Go ahead and ignore me. I can play that game too, and I am apparently better at it than you are.

When I was born, I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

The problem with sex in the movies is, that the popcorn normally spills.

Time doesn’t exist. Clocks exist.

Ignore me while you can. Because after a while, I’ll stop giving a damn.

Let’s us avoid selfish people like we avoid terms and conditions of software agreement.

Try to say the letter “p” without your lips touching.

Don’t expect anything from anyone and you will never be dissatisfied.

Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior.

Every difficulty comes with the solution, but my GF doesn’t have.

It’s so funny how ‘friends’ forget us when they don’t need any more favors.

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How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!

Support bacteria —they’re the only experience some people have.

Make me an option, and I’ll make you a memory.

My minds made up, don’t confuse me with facts.

Sounds like it’s time to get that Enterprise built!

Some of us determine from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

To take ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Everybody repeat after me: “We are all individuals.”

Keep the goal alive: Hit the snooze button.

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30-day trial has gone.

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I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

People say me bad. But trust me I am the unfortunate!

I would like to slip into something easier —like a coma.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…

I am the dude with a cool attitude

Silence is the best response to a fool.

My life my rules…

I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

Diets are hard because I get hungry.

Don’t forget that Everyday is a second chance.

I’m born cool but summer made me hot.

Totally available, but please don’t disturb me.

Always trying to cool myself…

Not all men are fool, some stay bachelor.

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with YOU.

I got less but I got best!!

Get up every morning and imagine a future then make it happen.

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I don’t get drunk: I get awesome.

When I will die, I want my grave to offer free Wi-Fi so that people visit more often.

Please don’t confuse between my attitude and my personality…

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